I was helping a friend who was a little under the weather with some light ever so slight chores. I was going to wipe down the counter top, when I paused and thought to myself, this formica is orange. I was holding a popular kitchen wipe which contains bleach. Let’s play it safe and check the label I don’t want to ruin her countertop and have to buy her a new one. (and she probably go with orange again which would make matters worse) Anyway, I’m reading the kind of standard warnings until I get to…..do not use vaginally. I read it a second time with my glasses on thinking my eye sight is worse. Yup, do not use vaginally. Had this been tried by someone? Did they complain or sue? Is there so such thing as common sense? Why would you even think of such a thing! Was this to make you feel fresh as a bleached daisy? Perhaps spot removal…..I pondered this most of the afternoon. My last thought was if a woman were indeed using these wipes vaginally does her partner have a brighter smile?…..I’ll leave it at that.
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